questions of culture

a discman is nothing to be ashamed of ... is it?

is it wrong to shop at a store that sells Jesus adhesive bandages?

how many DIY books to i have to buy to actually get off my ass and do it myself?

if i buy a chai and donut from one starbucks, does that give me the right to use the bathroom at another two hours later?

walk, bike, T, bus, cab, or zipcar?

how many times can one copy of the metro be read by different T passengers before it's considered unsanitary?

your cabbie is mumbling in what seems to be a different language. is he talking to you, himself, or into an invisible cell phone?

how small does a dog have to be for it to stop being cute and start being creepy?

when should i walk confidently into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic to assert my rights as a pedestrian and when should i stay the crap out of the way to avoid being killed?

is it safe to purchase groceries at the dollar store?

how many television shows can you keep up with at once and not be considered a loser with no life?

how cute does an article of clothing have to be for you to pay full price for it at urban outfitters? bearing in mind this is where they sell the Jesus bandages?